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    假如我有一个老婆

    假如我有一个老婆
     
            假如我有一个老婆,我会经常把她搂在怀里,深深地闻着她带着玫瑰花香的一头乌黑长发,凝视着她水灵灵的眼睛,端祥着她精致的五官,毫不吝啬地对她说:“酐泥,你真美丽!”然后在心中衷诚地向马克思发誓,我所说的完全是客观事实。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会有一天破例代替她准备那天的早餐——按照约定,本来那天是轮到她煮早餐的。因为她那天必须参加公司一个重要的会议,会议上她将绘声绘色地向公司所有人讲述一份新的精彩的策划,这份策划她准备了很长时间。我必须让她多睡一会,好让她更加神采奕奕,有更好的发挥。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会喜欢每天用完晚餐后听她娴熟地弹着钢琴,动情地唱着“爱你是我一生中理想”,或者她也可以拉着小提琴,伴着我唱“心血来潮”。如果她跟我说她对乐器并不在行,我也不会勃然大怒,因为她已经为舒适的客厅亲手画了一幅山水画,使整个客厅显得诗意盎然,也许也可以是一幅油画,或是水彩画。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会带着她到珠宝店为我爸妈的三十年结婚纪念挑选礼物,我看中的款式她似乎很难赞同,因为她自信她对公公婆婆的了解比我更甚。而我最后也决定不再给意见,是信任她高雅的品味,也是信任她对长辈真诚的感情。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会教我那对健康可爱的小儿子和小女儿在刚学会说话的时候,就在他们的妈妈二十九岁半的生日晚餐上说“妈妈生日快乐!”然后全家人一起吹灭蜡烛,看着我的酐泥闭上眼睛认真地许愿。我希望她不是期待贷款任务超额完成,而是期待我们的子女早点说他们想要学钢琴或者学画画。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会带她参加我朋友的聚会,在豪华轿车上优雅地打开车门,接住她伸出的手,把她缓缓地扶出车厢,她那一袭黑色的长裙和简约而不失高贵的饰物立刻使她成为全场瞩目的焦点。聚会结束后我们和几位比较要好的朋友一起在酒吧继续下半场,她与我的朋友谈笑风生,而又显得端庄大方,庄谐得体。
            假如我有一个老婆,我会耐心地跟她解释我衣领上不小心揩到的一个红色的唇印,因为她耐心地给了我解释地机会,而不是不顾一切地大吵大闹。最后她接受了我的解释,食指在我的鼻尖上轻轻地点了一下,说:“以后别那么不小心了。”
            假如我有一个老婆,我会努力地抽空带她到她想去的地方旅游,也许这样我慢慢也会喜欢上旅游,而不是以为旅游只是累。我会带她从阳朔到北京,从长城到塞纳河,从夏威夷到澳大利亚草原,和她一起看过了山,看过了水,看过了一个个春夏秋冬,最后一起看着夕阳落山,静静地睡去……
            假如我有一个老婆,我会好好地对她,我是说真的!  

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    斌 陈wrote:
    两边一样的……真懒!
    Oct. 10

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